A 22-year-old airman based at Misawa Air Base in Aomori was arrested for molesting a 19-year-old female in Hachinohe. Apparently, he came up to her from behind, seized her and groped her breasts and buttocks. Sure, lots of people will say, “Hey, salarymen and old farts do this all the time; What’s the big deal?” Well, if it has to be spelled out for you… Jeez! The Military has gets enough grief as it is without the clowns doing their best to keep the PR guys busy.

Former PM Koizumi Not Invited To Beijing Olympics

China has invited some former Japan Prime Ministers to the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony, but did not invite Junichiro Koizumi. Like he would’ve went anyway. Oh well, if he’s feeling sad about it, he shouldn’t worry too much; Bush will probably invite him to the Texas ranch for a barbecue and some karaoke, Elvis-style. “Come on, beby! I’m just a hunka hunka burnin’ former Prime Minister.”

Woman kills sister with rock to “feel happy”

I can almost put some lyrics to the Bobby McFerrin classic, “Don’t Worry, Be Happy.” You know, “Here’s a little song I wrote…”
Ok, I’ll forget it. Anyway, A 44-year-old named Saeko (often pronounced like ‘psycho’) Yoda (Oh God, this is too much)… Sorry, let me start over again: A 44-year-old woman named Saeko Yoda… Ah, ha, haha… Sorry, one more time…
Saeko Yoda…. hmhmhm…
Oh, screw it!
Psycho Yoda killed her little sister with a garden rock last Friday because she thought it would make her, “feel happy.” I’m not making this up, I swear; here’s the link: Mainichi Shinbun ‘Psycho Yoda’ article
From the Mainichi Shinbun article,

“We got into another fight on Friday night and I figured I’d be happier if I killed her, so I killed her,” Yoda told the police.

Tokyo Man Finally Charged With Murder Of Filipina Roommate
Hiroshi Nozaki, 48, has finally been charged with the murder of Honiefith Ratilla Kamiosawa. He had previously only been charged with mutilation and abandoning a corpse. He has admitted to the allegations. He was convicted of mutilating a corpse several years ago and was released from prison a few short years later. Hopefully, he’ll stay in prison quite a bit longer this time.

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